I’m blogging.
And if I had any self respect, I would be drunk, high, and currently held at gunpoint. Instead, I’m just bored and narcissistic, and riding off the high of people actually “Like”-ing my statuses.
The absurdity of the world, as well as the palpable desperation of internet media for attention has recently overloaded my Facebook wall, so instead, here is a blog dedicated to the most ridiculous, infuriating content available to a dissolute youth with an internet connection.
It is biased and feminist and wonderful. It is also going to feature a ton of infographics since I like pictures.
In short, it is all the news you ever need to hook up with that hot, maybe-lesbian across the hall.